Population | 3.102 billion |
Currency | Invisible coin |
Animal | Jellyfish |
The Republic of Unknown Puppet 29 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.102 billion Unknown Puppet 29ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 63.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Unknown Puppet 29ian economy, worth 511 trillion Invisible coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,787 Invisible coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, it is illegal to liberate slaves, an exhibition on Jellyfish memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, and business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown Puppet 29's national animal is the Jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Unknown Puppet 29 is ranked 270,198th in the world and 112th in Nerdlandia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.55 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
- : Unknown Puppet 29 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, an exhibition on Jellyfish memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Unknown Puppet 29 City skyline.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Unknown Puppet 29, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Unknown Puppet 29ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Unknown Puppet 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.